Wednesday, 22 November 2017

TV Shows I Must Remember To Watch 2017


There really are too many TV shows being made – too many to watch, at least. I can’t watch everything. So, while I watch the shows I can’t wait for like Empire, Lucifer and The Flash, I must remember the shows I don’t currently have time for.

TV shows I cant afford to watch.
  • Legends Of Tomorrow
  • Gotham
  • JoJos Bizarre Adventure
  • Star
  • Lethal Weapon
  • Marvels Agents of S H I E L D
  • Marvel’s The Punisher
  • Marvel’s Inhumans
  • Ghosted

Monday, 7 August 2017

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Boyka Undisputed (2016) SSMR Movie Review


A spin-off in the Undisputed movie universe.

Featuring a Russian-accented Scott Atkins, one of my favourite actors of all time, someone who makes every fake punch look good.

Intricate MMA-inspired choreography to rival the Raid, flawlessly captured with wide angles. The fighting segments are pleasantly split up by romance and gangster themes.


Highly artistic and classical colour schemes, with strong contrasts and unquestionable colour-washing. Editing is exemplarily crisp, with masterful control over pacing.

The raw and winding tale is enacted by a middling and untested mostly-Russian cast that sets a dark tone with strong consistency. Although the audio score is beneficially accomplished, small inadequacies pop up a few times.

Sprinkled with masculine dramatics, Boyka Undisputed hits the gas from the go and never lets up. A thrilling, unflawed masterclass of action cinema.

# - # - # - # -  4.4/5

Monday, 26 June 2017

The Crude Deception of American Gods

If you follow this site, you’ll know I keep things simple. American Gods was marketed as an exciting and complex TV show, the adverts quoted: “a show to rival Game of Thrones”. The trailers looked quality and the production had good pedigree. Plus, it has Ricky Whittle as a lead. I was intrigued and hopeful.

Saturday, 31 December 2016

Best Underseen Films Of 2016

UPDATED:

Hush
Optimal genre horror, almost flawless in its aims

Queen Of Katwe
Inspirational Pizza

Love is All you Need
A Mind-healing beautiful drama, with an odd premise

Miles Ahead
A captivating masterclass of emotive, artistic and character-focused biographical film-making

Chi-Raq
Blissful, masterful and timeless

Dead Of Summer
A horror TV show with great characters, moments and production value, set over a brisk 10 episodes

Major Deal
A 65 minute b-movie that serves as a comedic masterclass to flawlessly define a 2016 'slice-of-life'

The week of geek TV starting Monday 24/10
Bliss - Namely: Flash, Gotham, S.H.I.E.L.D and Lucifer

Don Quixote:The Ingenious Gentleman
An earnest production of pure innocence

Dog Eat Dog
A fun + artsy Nic-Cage racialist gangster film

Adult Life Skills
A humbling poem about the beautiful  ridiculousness of a cliched existence.

The Love Witch
Classy classical film-making with abundant nudity and death

Kate Plays Christine
Life instilled

SPECIAL MENTIONS:
Unfinished Business
The Model
Birth Of A Nation
Mr Church
War On Everyone
Shelley
Fifty Shades Of Black
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
White Girl



Friday, 25 November 2016

Killer Mermaid (Nympho) Movie Review SSMR

In this low-budget horror, a group of rich holiday-makers get in the way of a (Title). I have no idea why this movie has the alternative names of 'Nympho' and 'Killer Mermaids', we never get to see the mermaid in coitus and there is only one of them, but there sure is a lot of sexiness and killing going on.

Wednesday, 12 October 2016