Saturday 18 March 2023

The Woman King (2022) SSMR

A movie about African slavery written and produced by three ‘white’ European women. Guaranteed to be historically inaccurate.

The anti-family anti-‘black’ agenda displayed in full force. Covered in baby oil, the women oppose, fight and are oppressed by all the men, who are portrayed as vile beasts not worthy of any love or cooperation – only a passing lust is considered by the women outside of money and power grabbing from the ‘man king’.

Idiosyncratic in nearly every way, the illogical displays of industry without production, tailoring without shoes, children without families, a female warrior against childbearing but cares for her daughter will leave any thinking brain angrily frustrated.

The film looks beautiful and has uniform great performances. The writing is fairly well done too.

Watch if you believe that men are only good for sperm and money – and that ‘black’ women are more manly than most men. In other words, watch if you are a racist and a sexist hater.

# - # - # - # -  3.7/5

Thursday 2 March 2023

Were All Going To The Worlds Fair (2021) SSMR

A befuddling melodramatic romantic horror about normalised mental illness through the social isolation provided by overt digitalisation and addiction to social media videos.

Pushing unhelpful ideologies, the film is a nihilist escapade born of apathetic narcissism. Presenting a depressive show of middle America feeling like North Korea to ungrateful humans who have privileged living arrangements but no appreciation.

Ironically, this feels like a film that was made for releasing on YouTube for free but still sometimes has some eerily beautiful cinematography. The lead actress (Anna Cobb) is undeniably a talented prodigy.

Watch this if you wish to have the cringe face for 85 minutes and are scared for future generations.

The only message that should be taken from this film is this: We destroy ourselves because we follow our devil-worshipping overlords and have rejected the idea of a good God.

# - # - # - # -  4.2/5

Saturday 17 December 2022

All The Stupid, Insidious, Ridiculous and Poisonous Messages In Wonder Woman 1984

This article could act as a review of Patty Jenkins'. Geoff Johns' and Dave Callaham's Wonder Woman 1984. 

From watching the truly ridiculous WW84, Patty Jenkins and her writers seem to want us to think a few things: